Updated Morality test

Sep 5, 20146 min read

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Published: Sep 5, 2014

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Hi, everyone. I've decided to update this test to be more of a true test of morality. I know not everyone will agree with these, but this is how I see it, so bear with me, ok? Anyhow... let's get to the revised morality test.

If you have less than 12...Write "I'm a saint"
If you have more than 15...Write "I'm a pretty decent person"
If you have more than 25...Write "I have some issues to work out"
If you have more than 35...Write "I'm a Bad Influence"
If you have more than 45...Write "I'm a horrible person"
If you have more than 55...Write "I should be in Jail"
If you typed a x on all of the above... Write "I'm a parasite to society"

[ ] smoked at least one whole pack of cigarettes
[ ] consumed more than 3 alcoholic beverages in one sitting
[ ] made out with more than one member of the opposite sex in less than an hour
[ ] have had perverted fantasizes about someone you have a crush on
[ ] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[ ] would consider baring all on webcam with a close friend of the opposite sex if asked me to
[ ] tried illegal drugs
TOTAL: 3

[] taken painkillers for non medical reasons
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine to get high
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend (not proud of that)
[ ] snuck out of the house
[X] hurt someone (unfortunately yes)
[x] gotten into a verbal fight (only with my bro, and they're not pretty at times)
[ ] gotten into a physical fight
[ ] wished someone to die
[x] use alot of profanity when deeply angered (definitely not proud of this )
TOTAL: 7

[] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist due to bad behavior
[ ] received a ticket or fine due to breaking the law
[ ] been to rehab due to addiction to something
[ ] have donned the gothic, emo and punk look at least once
[ ] caused an accident, either by driving carelessly or by reckless endangerment while walking
[ ] I go to nightclubs a couple of times a month
[ ] I go to bars at least once a month
TOTAL: 7

[ ] been to a wild party that included heavy drinking and lewd conduct
[] have gone to at least one wild spring break in my lifetime
[ ] lost your virginity with either a friend or a stranger you met at a nightclub/bar
[ ] skinny dipped with one or more members of the opposite sex that aren't related to you.
[ ] flashed your breasts at people
[] would try whips, chains and handcuffs with your boyfriend/girlfriend to spice up your romance with them if necessary
[ ] listened to rap with vulgar lyrics
TOTAL: 7

[ ]have bought or would buy a shirt with a very controversial emblem on it
[ ] have given the bird to at least 3 people in my lifetime
[x] stolen something (when I was young and didn't know any better. )
[ ] been so drunk, you passed out
[/] laughed at someone's pain (Not exactly pain so much as a mishap)
TOTAL: 8

[] been to a wild concert
[ ] dry-humped someone
[ ] called someone a slut
[] have vandalized public property
[ ] showered together with your boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] have made love with your boyfriend/girlfriend frequently
[ ] illegally downloaded a program, game or file
TOTAL: 9

[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater
[ ] skipped school
[ ] been arrested
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire (accident. )
[X] lied about your age (not proud about this, but yea, I have. )
TOTAL: 12

[ ] broken the law in the police's presence
[/] got in trouble with the police (I got falsely accused of being a tagger, but that's about it)
[ ] have pinched a member of the opposite sex's butt
[] verbally harassed someone
[x] physically harassed someone (only my bro when he gets out of line.
TOTAL: 13.5

[ ] would meet someone you met online who was under 18
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight (guilty)
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[ ] been called a bad influence to my siblings or friends.
[ ] drank and drove
[X] prank-called someone (I did it with the phone operator many years ago)
[] cheated on a test

Final Score: 17.5 So, I guess that means I'm a decent person.. And in case anyone's wondering, some I left blank because I'm too ashamed to admit some of the things I have done on this list.

Please don't ask what they are because I will not tell you.

Well, anyhow, I'll tag the same people as before, but if you guys don't want to take this heavily revised morality test, that's fine, but go ahead if you want to.